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Beware Cougars!

Beware! Cougars on the Prowl!

It's Friday night, work's over and it's time to relax and chill with your friends. Yup! You've earned your place at the pool table, and there's an overwhelmingly warm feeling that things are going pretty darn well.

Cougar Sighting!

So there you are, minding your business, sipping on an frosty cool beverage, when out of nowhere, a cougar woman appears. Before you have a chance to take another sip she's given you her name, age, marital status, the number of years left on her ovaries and a rundown of her 5 year plan, which scarily enough includes you.

Would You Date A Cougar?

Suddenly your life flashes in front of you and everything becomes blurry as you picture your potential new life with a cougar as a wife, and you ask yourself, would you date a cougar? Would you consider a cougar wife? After all, Sandra Bulloc is a cougar and she's Friggin HOT!

A split second later you snap back to reality and take a long deep breath. Naah! No cougar's gonna come between you, your friends and boy's night out! So you think of the safest comeback you prepared for such and expected cougar sighting. You made up something that would guarantee your safetly. You whip out your Cougar B Gone Breath Freshner Spray - A cougar's only weakness.

Job done! Back to your game of pool!

No Cougars Were Harmed During
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